DRINK YER COFFEE AN’ QUIT YER YAMMERIN’

Y’all settle in while we school ya on how Gunslingers, Townsfolk, Buckaroo’s and Ladies of the Evening lived in the last half of the 1800’s. Well, first and foremost – we make y’all laugh while we’re teaching them there young’uns (and a few of those young’uns at heart) about what the Old West was all about. We have a fair size repertoire of events to impress y’all with – includin’  barkin’ our irons to get us some gold from that old steam engine. Shootouts to prove with no doubt who the fastest gun in the West is! Official-like re-enactments of history (or maybe that was her story, as she recalls it!). Heck, we’ll show y’all how we spin them irons and hog-tie them there cattle rustlers.

Our gang can show you how some of them there cheatin’ poker games were settled! We’ll be tearin’ up Jake and makin a passel of noise to get your group going… And if’n ya want us to, we’ll talk a donkey’s hind leg off! We might’n make a hellaballo, but we’ll leave ya smilin’ and maybe a knowin’ a bit more about life through the eyes of your great granpappy and grammy.  If’n y’all prefer we be shy and demure, we can (with a passel of effort) restrain ourselves and be quiet and colorful only!